Me: Meagan, what should I blog about?
Meagan: Butts!
Me: Ummmmmm…ok.
So here we go! A whole post on butts. Let’s start at the beginning. Who remembers these cute little butts? Ohh, and they smelled so good! Yes, I just said that. The butt of a Cabbage Patch is in my top 10 favorite smells. Don’t judge.
Let’s not forget about the watermelon sized butts!
I know you are all saying….”Come on woman, get serious!” Here you go! Let’s not forget about the horses butt.
I wore a ponytail hair-do from about third grade until 7th grade. I had one cousin, and every time I saw him, he would lift up my ponytail and ask…”What do you find under a pony’s tail?” I got used to it. This puts a whole new meaning to ponytail….doesn’t it?
We can’t forget about the Buddah butt.
I bet you get better luck, if you rub his butt instead of his belly. Let’s try it!
Then there is the BIG BUTT.
I actually like big butts. They are much better than the “sheep butt.”
Then we have the Canadian side of Mt. Rushmore set of butts.
The Statue of Liberty butt.
Can’t forget about a bulls butt. Or Tommy Boy said it best..I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take a butcher’s word for it.
AND…my all time favorite butt….
No words are needed to close this post. A picture says 1000 words!
