The Joke of the Day

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This post is going to be short and sweet! Because I think I’m coming down with H1N1, this goes against my better judgement.

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An old man sitting on his front porch sees two young men walking by holding some duck tape. The old man asks the young men, “What the hell are you going to do with those rolls of duck tape?”  One of the young men replies..”We are fixing to go catch some ducks!”  A couple hours later the two young men are seen walking back with 12 ducks.  The old man thinks to himself…Well I’ll be damned.

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The next day, the same old man sees the same two young men with a roll of chicken wire.  The old man asks the young men, “What the hell are you going to do with that roll of chicken wire?”  One of the young men replies.. ” We are fixing to go catch some chickens.”  A couple hours later the two young men are seen walking back with 15 chickens.  The old man thinks to himself…Well I’ll be damned.

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A couple days later, the same old man sees the same two young men walking, this time they are holding pussy willow.  The old man yells..”Wait for me!”

 

The End. 😉

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